Your Resume Sucks. We'll Fix It.

$20 flat. Blunt feedback + clean rewrite. Delivered in 24 hours.

How It Works

1. Pay $20
No subscriptions, no upsells.2. Upload Your Resume
You'll be redirected to our form after payment.3. Get Roasted + Rewritten
Delivered to your inbox in 24 hours.

What You Get

- A brutally honest roast
- A rewritten version that actually sounds good
- Fast delivery (within 24 hours)
- Peace of mind

About Us

This started as a joke. Then we realized most resumes genuinely need help. So we built the fix: a brutal, no-fluff resume roast followed by a glow-up. Think Gordon Ramsay, but for bullet points. We yell at your resume, then make it better.

FAQ

What do I actually get?
A brutally honest resume roast plus a rewritten version that doesn’t suck. Delivered in under 24 hours. No fluff. No hand-holding.Do you offer refunds?
No. We’re not here to coddle or convince you. If you want safe and generic, Google has plenty of templates.What file types can I send?
PDF, Word, or Google Docs. If it opens, we can roast it.How do I send my resume?
After you pay, you’ll be redirected to a simple upload form. No logins. No portals. No nonsense.Can you make me look like a Fortune 500 exec?
Only if you actually are one. If not, we’ll make you sound like the most competent version of who you are right now.How mean is the roast?
Think tough love, not public humiliation. It’s honest, sharp, and written by people who want you to win. But yeah, we’ll hurt your feelings if your resume deserves it.Will I cry?
Possibly. But you’ll cry less when employers actually start replying.

Social Proof

“This roast actually helped me land interviews. It was painful but necessary.” – Jordan M.“Absolutely brutal. I cried. My dog cried. My mom said I should sue. Then I got three interviews. Five stars.” – Lindsey T.“They rewrote my resume so well I didn’t recognize myself. I almost reported it as identity theft. Got hired anyway.” – Evan L.

Privacy & Delivery

We don’t store your resume. We roast it, rewrite it, and send it back. That’s it. You’ll get your glow-up within 24 hours, usually faster. If it takes longer, we’re either dead or making it perfect. Probably both.

Your resume is currently a bug zapper for job offers.
Let’s fix that.